Things I see at work and hate ...

People trying to project themselves as dumber than the boss, just to make the boss feel good about himself.
People putting on a nice attitude with you only if a higher up is around else treating you like dirt.
People hating each other and still doing the air kissing.
People trying to hide info and hence make themselves indispensable to the project.
People 'sir'-ing others when it is a strict first names only environ.
People flattering others by a mile when whats deserved (if at all) is a metre.
People making veiled comments at others while the poor soul who is being ridiculed joins in on the laughter.
People trying to make a 'saas-bahu' mahoul in office.
People commenting on another, expecting you to side with them and then telling that person how lovely she looks.
People singling out and ridiculing / ignoring someone just because he has the courage to be different and not one among the sheep.
People going out in 'ethnic' groups - while keeping others away.
People trying to put off responsibility on another.
People fighting to be the boss.
The same people not wanting the responsibility that comes with it.
Favoritism amongst the same sex.
People always trying to impress someone or the other.
Mice will play when the cat's away tendency - two-faced or multi faced ?
No sign of doing something because one likes doing it.
Constantly trying to show that you are better than the guy who sits at the next cubicle.
People constantly cribbing.
Politics at the work place.
Describing a CtrlC+CtrlV as "I had to procure the file, verify that the data satisfied the criteria as mentioned in the requirement document and transferring to a more accessible location while keeping in mind all the security constraints." .

And what I hate the most about all of this is that the more I see of it, the more used to it I become and it doesn't look as sick as it used to before. Something about being constantly exposed to something that makes you immune to it and you fail to realise that it is not normal.